As a Christian (not to mention a youth minister) I know that there is only one way to get to Heaven: through Jesus Christ. See Jn. 14.6
But there is a website offering another way, its called reserveaspotinheaven.com. And for the right price ($13 for basic & $16 for VIP), you can reserve a spot in heaven for yourself or a loved one (they even have group discounts).
The VIP package description:
This exclusive package contains all necessary materials to get you into Heaven and experience all of the elite areas that are normally off-limits to normal citizens. If you want the entire Heaven experience then this is your package.
Includes:
Heavenly issued certificate of reservation registered in the Book of Light™
A First class ticket to Heaven. Why walk those stairs when you can fly?
The Official Heaven Identification Card so you can get around without getting hassled.
Heaven 101 mini informational guide. Don’t be a victim of culture shock. Get acquainted with the land..
All access VIP pass. This pass will grant you access to “VIP exclusive areas” including the Land of Milk and Honey, where all the elite get together and kick it.
(basic package contains everything except VIP pass)
Use to start discussion on what it takes to get to heaven, salvation, can you buy your way to heaven?
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Philadelphia based website, www.ATicketToHell.com is offering a creative spin on valentine’s gag-gifting. In an effort to provide consumers with a fun gift for that special, or maybe not so special, someone, ATicketToHell.com offers a gift that will bring chuckles, giggles, and maybe even hysterics that turn to tears.
ReplyDelete“The gift is perfect for anyone, especially former spouses and significant others, politicians, lawyers and generally rude and nasty individuals” explained Lou Lozano site founder.
Reservations to hell can be sent anonymously or with the purchasers’ identities. As February 14th is fast approaching ATicketToHell.com is expecting an unprecedented number of reservations, specifically for Valentines Day. The site allows visitors the ability to secure a place in hell for a low cost of $12.95, which includes:
· The recipients’ name entered into The Complete Book of Damned Souls.
· A Certificate of Reservation
· A One Way Ticket to Hell on the Express One Stop Hellevator™
· City of Fire & Brimstone All Access ID Card
· Hell for Damned Dummies™, a quick reference guide of the rules and procedures in Hell.
Although designed as a novelty gift and to be sent without malice, reservations to hell may provide an outlet for pent up emotion and frustration in individuals. ATicketToHell.com, although somewhat controversial believes laughter is a great way to diffuse anger and reservations to hell will provide humor to both the sender and the receiver.
For more information regarding www.ATicketToHell.com please contact Lou at lou@atickettohell.com.