I found out what the Hokey Pokey is all about

Today, while participating in the Jr. High Christian Club, I was able to learn about the hokey pokey is all about. How? I discovered through what was called the "Christian" hokey pokey. Its the same as the hokey pokey, except for the "that's what its all about" part. That is replaced with "we're happy we're Heavenbound."

So that is what the hokey pokey is all about - being Heavenbound. Next time someone asks to sing the hokey pokey, make sure you let them know what its all about.

(that has to be the most # of times I've written hokey pokey, ever)